What happend when i was laying under the covers
- Me: *cozy under blankets*
- My girlfriend: sweet anchamima..
- Me: Sweet Babies!
- My girlfriend: Baby you anchamima!
- Me: What?!
Dont ever cross Animal Crossing and pregnancy! My girlfriend was playing Animal Crossing New Leaf for the 3ds and she went to the island to catch some fish. So when she got there the rage started she caught every fish that she cought in town then was going to try and catch the 3 i repeat 3 sharks she saw and did not catch a single one. So at this point shes ticked but then it got worse. When she saw some new fish that where on the island she tryed to catch them and she looked to me and i saw the anger in her eyes. She just sat there and gave me the evil eyes not saying a word. She told me after she calmed down a bit that she has never been pissed off so bad at a game before in her life.
So never mix Animal Crossing and Pregnancy ever.
First time at Starbucks
I still do this and I’ve been going to Starbucks since I was young….
So me and my boyfriend tried to have sex but it was too painful. I then started to ball my eyes out from a sharp pain in my uterus and he has the audacity to tell me to cry softer so his sisters don’t hear….. Asshole.
Ugh i feel like a massive dick now
My girlfriend and I where looking at funny tumblr posts and looked to me and said “I run all the things that make you go HAHA” then when i wanted to post the for mentioned post she said to me since i thought i was going to forget she said “I HAVE THE MEMORY OF A OCTOPUS!” i love pregnacy sometimes